Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
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It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
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I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
You ate ashes out of my bong
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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