I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
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I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
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No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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