I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
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Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
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But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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