I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
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3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
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I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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