so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
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getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
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Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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