You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
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And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
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All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
We need to get me chipped asap
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
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