Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
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you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
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I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
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