god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
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A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
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For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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