do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
she was so hammered she started drinking dishwasher detergent
I dont know whats funnier - that, or that we learned that poison control is closed at 2 AM
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
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I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
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He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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