Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
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Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
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No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize