Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
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I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
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You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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