My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
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He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
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You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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