He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
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i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
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Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
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