It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
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please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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