I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
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You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
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