Why do I fail so hard at ironing, when I'm a woman and i should be amazing at it?
because god found you far too good at oral sex and had to make all things even?
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
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well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
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He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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