she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
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