I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
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Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
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I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
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