so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
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i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
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Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
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