I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
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So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Febreezed myself at a stop light on the way to the IRS office. Judgmental glare from some old lady in the car next to me, thumbs up from her husband.
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
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The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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