yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
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I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
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Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
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