Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
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I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
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i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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