I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
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Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
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I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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