kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
This gyro tastes like lonliness
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He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
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Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
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