well you can't waste a boner
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
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no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
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Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
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