just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
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some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
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His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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