She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
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So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
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A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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