Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
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My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
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I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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