People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
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I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
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Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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