i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
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just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
splinters make it hard to masturbate
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
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My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
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