dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
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I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
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If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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