is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
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There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
Houston, we have a squirter
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
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He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
When you have to have Siri remind you that you're on your period cuz you're so drunk you keep forgetting about tampons it might be time to call it a night.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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