If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
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I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
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A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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