Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
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I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
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You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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