It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
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Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
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Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
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