Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
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i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
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After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
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