Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
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I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
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he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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