if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
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You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
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Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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