He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
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this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
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I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
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