If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I cut my penus on the lid.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
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Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
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I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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