the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
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West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
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I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
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