I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
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When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
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Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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