are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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