I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
we're chasing vodka with high fives
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
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I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
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When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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