We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
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he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
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Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
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