We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
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He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
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I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
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