It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
guess who was drunk and crawling in the middle of the road and got brought home by the police last night? HINT: ME
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
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I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
Can't talk, ducks in the car
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