That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
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one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
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Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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