Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
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all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
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I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
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