Christians are straight up FREAKS
Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
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Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
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This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
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